Eating a lot of ass lately? You should scrape your tongue


The intestinal tract is filled with bacteria that are part of the digestive process; these do not pose any health threat. However, eating ass will expose you to any bad germs or infections harbored in your partner's intestinal tract or anal area. The CDC warns that "rimming carries a risk of transmission of STDs including hepatitis A. There is also risk of intestinal parasites, like cryptosporidiosis."
In addition, the CDC cautions that "immunocompromised persons are suggested to avoid performing this activity." So if you aren't in good health and have an immune deficiency (say from AIDS or chemotherapy), eating ass could put you at serious risk.
Here's a rundown of some of the diseases you could be exposed to when eating ass:
  • Hepatitis A: Hepatitis A is a virus spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person. It affects the liver and causes symptoms such as jaundice, fatigue, and nausea. It is not a chronic infection, unlike hepatitis C. Hepatitis A can be prevented with a vaccine given before or shortly after exposure.
     
  • E. coli: This is a bacterial infection spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person. Its symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and intestinal bleeding.
     
  • Intestinal parasites:
  • These are microbial organisms that cause intestinal diseases including cryptosporidiosis, dysentery, and giardiasis. Symptoms include diarrhea, fever, and stomach pain. Again, these are spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person.
     
  • Bacterial infections: If a person contracts food poisoning, the bacteria that causes it, say salmonella for example, will be shed in their feces and could be transmitted through oral-anal contact. Symptoms include diarrhea and vomiting.
     
  • Other STDs:
  • If the receiving partner has a rectal gonorrhea infection, it could be contracted by the active partner; gonorrhea can infect the mouth and throat. This means that theoretically a person with an oral gonorrhea infection could transmit it to the ass that they're eating. Other STDs that can be transmitted through oral-anal contact include syphilis and herpes, if either partner has an active lesion in their mouth or anal area.

A great way to prevent all of these things is by scraping your tongue! Check out www.ScrapeYourTongue.com and use the code BUTTSTUFF to get your first tongue scraper free.

Tongue scraping could prevent heart attacks

Research is beginning to see a connection between the health of the oral cavity and the cardiovascular system.






Several species of bacteria that cause periodontitis (gum infection) have been found in the atherosclerotic plaque in arteries of the heart and elsewhere. When the plaque builds up it can lead to a heart attack. 

Harvard University also believes that the toxins released by this oral bacteria could harm blood vessels or cause blood clots. In addition, any inflammation of the mouth, which can be caused by bacteria, can increase inflammation throughout the body, including in the arteries - increasing the risk of a heart attack or stroke. 

Daily Tongue Scraping is an easy way to reduce the bacteria, lower levels of inflammation, and possibly prevent any infection from taking place.

Get the best Tongue Scraper at www.ScrapeYourTongue.com.




'Squad Goals' added to the Oxford Dictionary



No surprise here. "Squad Goals" is as much a part of the English language these days as the words "Like" and "Anal". Oxford dictionary must have had enough with all the Squad Goals memes and decided to finally add the word to the club, along with 300 other new words like "Drunk Text" and "Cat Lady". The official definition is: noun: Used in reference to a person or thing seen as a model to aspire to or emulate, especially with one's friends (often as a hashtag in social media). So now you can enjoy some epic squad goal memes without feeling slighted by the English language...

Stay Healthy like a Caveman

It's one thing to stay healthy by cleaning your tongue, but it's equally important to watch the food you put into your body. The Paleo (Paleolithic) Diet, commonly referred to as the caveman diet, is an effort to eat like we used to back in the day…WAY back in the day. If a caveman couldn't munch on it, then neither can you. The paleo diet is so simple that “a caveman could do it.” This means anything we could hunt or find – meats, fish, nuts, leafy greens, regional veggies, and seeds... Pasta, cereal, and chocolate will have to go!








On top of eating good and having good hygiene one needs to take care of their body by working out regularly. Check out Rootz Nutrition where they post a new workout each day in the 'workout of the day' section and also for the best pre and post workout paleo supplement.







5 Things You Need In Your Wedding Welcome Bags



People are spending a lot of money on gifts and travel in order to come celebrate your special day, so you owe them a little in return. Give the gift of an awesome and unique welcome bag when they get to their hotel room. Below we list some of the basics and unique things that every Wedding Welcome Bag should have:


1. WATER
Let's start with the essentials. Bottled water in hotel rooms are expensive AF. Your guests need to stay hydrated in order to survive the festivities.



2. SOMETHING SWEET
If your guests don't like sweets then they shouldn't be invited to the wedding. Gotta hook them up with your favorite candies in order to get them sugared up for the party.



3. TONGUE SCRAPER
Not common, but essential for their health and hygiene. After all that drinking and eating your guests need to scrape the bacteria off their tongues. Hopefully it leads to them getting a little lucky. Check out www.ScrapeYourTongue.com for more details.






4. MEDICINE
Let's be real, you're trying to make your wedding a memorable one. Nothing memorable ever happens without a little bit of pain in the morning. Hook your guests up with some Advil and maybe a first aid kit in case things get real messy.



5. DOPE TOTE
Make sure the bag you put everything in is really cool so that your guests can reuse it in the future and always remember the amazing time they had at your wedding.


5 Steps To Curing Your Hangover


1) Take an Advil - At the very least it can be a placebo and at the very best it can actually help cure the pain of your hangover. Keep one of these by your bed or in your back pocket (in case of away games).


2) Scrape your Tongue - You probably drank a mixture of different alcohol and sweet chasers that left a ton of residue on your tongue. You also undoubtable ate some late night food that has planted itself on your tongue. Gotta get rid of all that evil but scraping your tongue with a tongue scraper.


3) Drink a bottle of water - Hydration is key. You want to drink so you can pee all of those toxins out of your body. Drink a bottle of water and don't hold in that pee because you're too lazy to make it to the bathroom.


4) Take a poop - Another form of cleansing your system of the naughty things you may have put into your body. Take a seat and scroll though Instagram for a little. Take some time to think about the decisions you made last night and how you'll improve in the future.


5) Take a shower - shine your shoes, you got no time to lose. No, but seriously take a nice hot shower and you should be back to about 93% if you follow these steps in this order.





3 Ways To Avoid Thinking You Have The Black Lung this Cold-Season




It's that time of the year. You wake up and your throat feels like you just spent 8 hours screaming at the top of your lungs. You try coughing it out for a few minutes - it helps, but the pain and sourness is still there. Throughout the day you stop thinking about it, drink some tea, take some Emergen-C, but when you wake up the next morning it's still there. Welcome to 'F*ck This Sh*t Season'. 

Here are 3 keys to staying healthy and making sure you're good to get black-out during Thanksgiving.

1) Scrape Your Tongue - no surprise here. You gotta scrape that nasty bacteria off of your tongue. It comes from all the things you put in your mouth and from the toxins in your body that are rising up. Scrape that sh*t out of your system.



2) Drink Mo Water - When you drink water you pee more and you get to pee those nasty toxins out of your system. If your pee is super dark yellow then you're not doing it right. There are water fountains almost everywhere. Fill up an empty bottle of VOSS and walk around like a boss.




3) Smile More - Your body reacts to your mood. It's all about the endorphins that you produce. Endorphins interact with the receptors in your brain that reduce your perception of pain and also trigger a positive feeling in the body. Smile more and your body will follow suit and keep you healthy.