Eating a lot of ass lately? You should scrape your tongue


The intestinal tract is filled with bacteria that are part of the digestive process; these do not pose any health threat. However, eating ass will expose you to any bad germs or infections harbored in your partner's intestinal tract or anal area. The CDC warns that "rimming carries a risk of transmission of STDs including hepatitis A. There is also risk of intestinal parasites, like cryptosporidiosis."
In addition, the CDC cautions that "immunocompromised persons are suggested to avoid performing this activity." So if you aren't in good health and have an immune deficiency (say from AIDS or chemotherapy), eating ass could put you at serious risk.
Here's a rundown of some of the diseases you could be exposed to when eating ass:
  • Hepatitis A: Hepatitis A is a virus spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person. It affects the liver and causes symptoms such as jaundice, fatigue, and nausea. It is not a chronic infection, unlike hepatitis C. Hepatitis A can be prevented with a vaccine given before or shortly after exposure.
     
  • E. coli: This is a bacterial infection spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person. Its symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and intestinal bleeding.
     
  • Intestinal parasites:
  • These are microbial organisms that cause intestinal diseases including cryptosporidiosis, dysentery, and giardiasis. Symptoms include diarrhea, fever, and stomach pain. Again, these are spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person.
     
  • Bacterial infections: If a person contracts food poisoning, the bacteria that causes it, say salmonella for example, will be shed in their feces and could be transmitted through oral-anal contact. Symptoms include diarrhea and vomiting.
     
  • Other STDs:
  • If the receiving partner has a rectal gonorrhea infection, it could be contracted by the active partner; gonorrhea can infect the mouth and throat. This means that theoretically a person with an oral gonorrhea infection could transmit it to the ass that they're eating. Other STDs that can be transmitted through oral-anal contact include syphilis and herpes, if either partner has an active lesion in their mouth or anal area.

A great way to prevent all of these things is by scraping your tongue! Check out www.ScrapeYourTongue.com and use the code BUTTSTUFF to get your first tongue scraper free.

Tongue scraping prevents heart attacks



Research is beginning to see a connection between the health of the oral cavity and the cardiovascular system. Several species of bacteria that cause periodontitis (gum infection) have been found in the atherosclerotic plaque in arteries of the heart and elsewhere. This plaque can lead to heart attack. Harvard University also believes that the toxins released by this oral bacteria could harm blood vessels or cause blood clots. In addition, any inflammation of the mouth, which can be caused by bacteria, can increase inflammation throughout the body, including in the arteries. This increases the risk of a heart attack and stroke. Tongue scraping is an easy way to reduce the bacteria, lower levels of inflammation, and possibly prevent any infection from taking place.

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'Squad Goals' added to the Oxford Dictionary



No surprise here. "Squad Goals" is as much a part of the English language these days as the words "Like" and "Anal". Oxford dictionary must have had enough with all the Squad Goals memes and decided to finally add the word to the club, along with 300 other new words like "Drunk Text" and "Cat Lady". The official definition is: noun: Used in reference to a person or thing seen as a model to aspire to or emulate, especially with one's friends (often as a hashtag in social media). So now you can enjoy some epic squad goal memes without feeling slighted by the English language...