5 Things You Need In Your Wedding Welcome Bags

People are spending a lot of money on gifts and travel in order to come celebrate your special day, so you owe them a little in return. Give the gift of an awesome and unique welcome bag when they get to their hotel room. Below we list some of the basics and unique things that every Wedding Welcome Bag should have:


1. WATER
Let's start with the essentials. Bottled water in hotel rooms are expensive AF. Your guests need to stay hydrated in order to survive the festivities.

2. SOMETHING SWEET
If your guests don't like sweets then they shouldn't be invited to the wedding. Gotta hook them up with your favorite candies in order to get them sugared up for the party.

3. TONGUE SCRAPER
Not common, but essential for their health and hygiene. After all that drinking and eating your guests need to scrape the bacteria off their tongues. Hopefully it leads to them getting a little lucky. Check out www.ScrapeYourTongue.com for more details.

4. MEDICINE
Let's be real, you're trying to make your wedding a memorable one. Nothing memorable ever happens without a little bit of pain in the morning. Hook your guests up with some Advil and maybe a first aid kit in case things get real messy.

5. DOPE TOTE
Make sure the bag you put everything in is really cool so that your guests can reuse it in the future and always remember the amazing time they had at your wedding.

5 Steps To Curing Your Hangover

1) Take an Advil - At the very least it can be a placebo and at the very best it can actually help cure the pain of your hangover. Keep one of these by your bed or in your back pocket (in case of away games).

2) Scrape your Tongue - You probably drank a mixture of different alcohol and sweet chasers that left a ton of residue on your tongue. You also undoubtable ate some late night food that has planted itself on your tongue. Gotta get rid of all that evil but scraping your tongue with a tongue scraper.

3) Drink a bottle of water - Hydration is key. You want to drink so you can pee all of those toxins out of your body. Drink a bottle of water and don't hold in that pee because you're too lazy to make it to the bathroom.

4) Take a poop - Another form of cleansing your system of the naughty things you may have put into your body. Take a seat and scroll though Instagram for a little. Take some time to think about the decisions you made last night and how you'll improve in the future.

5) Take a shower - shine your shoes, you got no time to lose. No, but seriously take a nice hot shower and you should be back to about 93% if you follow these steps in this order.

3 Ways To Avoid Thinking You Have The Black Lung this Cold-Season

It's that time of the year. You wake up and your throat feels like you just spent 8 hours screaming at the top of your lungs. You try coughing it out for a few minutes - it helps, but the pain and sourness is still there. Throughout the day you stop thinking about it, drink some tea, take some Emergen-C, but when you wake up the next morning it's still there. Welcome to 'F*ck This Sh*t Season'. 

Here are 3 keys to staying healthy and making sure you're good to get black-out during Thanksgiving.

1) Scrape Your Tongue - no surprise here. You gotta scrape that nasty bacteria off of your tongue. It comes from all the things you put in your mouth and from the toxins in your body that are rising up. Scrape that sh*t out of your system.

2) Drink Mo Water - When you drink water you pee more and you get to pee those nasty toxins out of your system. If your pee is super dark yellow then you're not doing it right. There are water fountains almost everywhere. Fill up an empty bottle of VOSS and walk around like a boss.

3) Smile More - Your body reacts to your mood. It's all about the endorphins that you produce. Endorphins interact with the receptors in your brain that reduce your perception of pain and also trigger a positive feeling in the body. Smile more and your body will follow suit and keep you healthy.